Because, these days, they all seem to be over 100 pages long.
But , when Senator Bernie Sanders (I-VT) offered his Too Big To Fail – Too Big To Exist bill, a bill that has a body only 27 lines long, (PDF link) I thought that it deserved a read (after the break).
No big surprise though, the New York Times, all the news that’s fit to line Tweety’s (the Warner Brothers version, not the MSNBC Version) cage, subtly casts him as your crazy old uncle, “The bill has no co-sponsors…..Mr. Sanders, who has described himself as a socialist,” while Bloomberg actually covers it seriously, and notes that there are a lot of people in Congress who actually support this idea.
This may not be as long of a long shot as it seems, since, as Barry Ritholtz notes, while the big banks love this, the regional and smaller banks would like this a lot, since they are getting eaten alive by the bigs ability to borrow money at an interest rate that is very near 0%, because of the support offered by the Treasury, Fed, FDIC, etc.
H/t The Baseline Scenario for extracting the text in an HTML friendly manner
A BILL
To address the concept of ‘‘Too Big To Fail’’ with respect
to certain financial entities.
1 Be it enacted by the Senate and House of Representa-
2 tives of the United States of America in Congress assembled,
3 SECTION 1. SHORT TITLE.
4 This Act may be cited as the ‘‘Too Big to Fail, Too
5 Big to Exist Act’’.
6 SEC. 2. REPORT TO CONGRESS ON INSTITUTIONS THAT
7 ARE TOO BIG TO FAIL.
8 Notwithstanding any other provision of law, not later
9 than 90 days after the date of enactment of this Act, the
10 Secretary of the Treasury shall submit to Congress a list
2
1 of all commercial banks, investment banks, hedge funds,
2 and insurance companies that the Secretary believes are
3 too big to fail (in this Act referred to as the ‘‘Too Big
4 to Fail List’’).
5 SEC. 3. BREAKING-UP TOO BIG TO FAIL INSTITUTIONS.
6 Notwithstanding any other provision of law, begin-
7 ning 1 year after the date of enactment of this Act, the
8 Secretary of the Treasury shall break up entities included
9 on the Too Big To Fail List, so that their failure would
10 no longer cause a catastrophic effect on the United States
11 or global economy without a taxpayer bailout.
12 SEC. 4. DEFINITION.
13 For purposes of this Act, the term ‘‘Too Big to Fail’’
14 means any entity that has grown so large that its failure
15 would have a catastrophic effect on the stability of either
16 the financial system or the United States economy without
17 substantial Government assistance.