Of course, because of their strict gun laws, we may have to implant the bullets manually:

City bankers are to reap nearly £7bn in bonuses this spring even though the government has been forced to pump tens of billions into the banks to prevent them collapsing.

The good news is that this is down from its £14.1 billion peak in 2007.

The bad news is that these folks still say that they need this with a straight face.

As my British friend would say, “Fecken bollocks Numpty wankers!!”