And be represented by Michele Bachmann, though she is worth a spit take.

Latest case in point: Suggesting that the Swine Flu outbreak is some sort of Democratic Party plot:

‘I find it interesting that it was back in the 1970s that the swine flu broke out then under another Democrat president Jimmy Carter. And I’m not blaming this on President Obama, I just think it’s an interesting coincidence.’

Except, of course, it happened under Gerald Ford, and the media frenzy over the flu was electioneering largely driven by Ford’s SecDef, Don Rumsfeld, like a bad apple, he keeps turning up.

The stupid, it burns, it burns.