Yep, some Jews on the New York subway say, “Happy Hanukkah, and a bunch of young toughs decides that that this merits beating the hell out of them.

Of particular note is that the hero who jumps to their aid, one Hassan Askari, is a Muslim student from Bangladesh.

God bless America, Huh? This really is what Falafel Boy, aka the Long Island Klansman, really wants.