Seriously…It has to…Because I cannot tell the difference between White House press releases and the Onion.

Bush and his Evil Minions^™ have decided to send someone to Iraq to help their legal system.

I guess that they need someone there, “To help fashion the country’s legal system”. Who could it be?

I can’t recall.

What name leaps to mind.

I can’t recall.

Oh, yes, I remember, it’s Alberto “Abu” Gonzzlez.

Seriously, this is too far from reality for The Onion’s writers to have dreamed this up.

Impeach them all now.