So there I was, at work, sitting on the toilet, and my cell phone rings.

It’s Natalie’s friend, Samantha. I believe that I had Natalie call her on our cell phone to say that we were going to be late, and she called back to my phone.

While I am taking a dump.

A show of hands please about our connected society:

How many of you would like to line our bathrooms with tin-foil to block cell phones?

How about movie theaters?

How many have begun to consider tinfoil hats?