I am befuddled by venture capitalists and investment
bankers in the new-media business. Talk to them over
martinis, and you'll hear them make hard-boiled noises
about revenue streams and marketing plans and exit
strategies, while explaining to you why your idea has no
possible chance of ever seeing the light of day because
you're not asking for enough money to make it worth their
while to even pull your business plan out of the envelope.
Why, yes, I've been on the receiving end of these
conversations. More than once. Why do you ask?
It appeared obvious to me even on the upswing of New Media
Madness that too many people were drinking bad Flavor-Aid.
No, no no, the Money Gods said. You're just a troglodyte.
You don't Get It. It's about inventing the New Paradigm for
the New Millennium.
OK. Let's fast forward to that New Millennium. Just in this
past week, broadband netcaster Pseudo faded to black.
Altavista abandoned its portal strategy to go back to being
a search engine. Deja cut a third of its staff and will now
do no one's sure what. Disney's Go portal recast itself as
an entertainment destination site, instead of an on-ramp
portal.
I figure about 1,000 fewer people had jobs in the New
Economy as I write this than did a week ago.
Is that a bad thing? A lot of talented people did a lot of
hard work to no particular aim. But what bugs me the most
is what a waste it all is.
Pseudo put on a lot of killer parties and played a
significant role in shining the image of Silicon Alley as a
game for the young, pretentious and pierced. What they did
not have was any coherent plan to produce content that
people actually wanted to watch.
Someone persuaded the mostly late and mostly lamented
Digital Equipment Corp. that its Altavista search
technology was less important as a technology than as a hub
to draw people in. Someone persuaded Deja that organizing
Usenet for mass consumption was less useful than doing vox
populi product evaluations.
No one ever seemed to ask: How do we make actual money from
this? And by the time the question was asked, the answer
was: Hummna-hummna-hummna. And millions of dollars were
flushed, and thousands of jobs were lost.
And all of it would be pretty comical, except that there
are still too many Net businesses that are still running
without that vital "income" section in mind, and too much
dumb money that's in the game because ... well, just
because. The bloodletting, I'm afraid, is just getting
started.